The Occasional — Sex Advice From An Uncomfortable Guy Who's Afraid Of Sex And Blows It Every Time →
Wow, okay, I guess we’re jumping right in to nipples. Well, first off, that’s awesome that you have a girlfriend. That probably means you can kiss her all the time and she won’t get mad, unless she’s in a meeting or something. Also I imagine you guys get to do a lot of activities together that aren’t even sexual. Just, like, spend time together. That’s great.
Funny or Die rips off McSweeney’s.